tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10653377.post114018165739420667..comments2023-10-24T06:25:45.585-04:00Comments on The Wawascene: Friday's FunniesSuperintendent, Dr. Thomas Edingtonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09075383334849817492noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10653377.post-1140439515248076022006-02-20T07:45:00.000-05:002006-02-20T07:45:00.000-05:00:-):-)Superintendent, Dr. Thomas Edingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09075383334849817492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10653377.post-1140273246102697192006-02-18T09:34:00.000-05:002006-02-18T09:34:00.000-05:00...another kind of stockTODAY'S STOCK MARKET REPOR......another kind of stock<BR/><BR/>TODAY'S STOCK MARKET REPORT:<BR/>Helium was up. <BR/>Feathers were down. <BR/>Paper was stationary.<BR/>Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. <BR/>Knives were up sharply.<BR/>Cows steered into a bull market. <BR/>Pencils lost a few points.<BR/>Hiking equipment was trailing.<BR/>Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.<BR/>Weights were up in heavy trading.<BR/>Light switches were off.<BR/>Mining equipment hit rock bottom. <BR/>Diapers remain unchanged.<BR/>Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.<BR/>The market for raisins dried up.<BR/>Coca Cola fizzled.<BR/>Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.<BR/>Sun peaked at midday.<BR/>Balloon prices were inflated.<BR/>Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.<BR/>And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.<BR/>Kite sales hit an all-time high.<BR/>Fish sales were floundering.<BR/>Yoyos were going up and down.<BR/>Yachts were all wet.<BR/>Playground equipment went on a slide.<BR/>Ice machines were frozen solid.<BR/>Paper shredders were tearing up the market.<BR/>Fencing was having a field day.<BR/>Windows were breaking all records.<BR/>Javelin sales had missed the mark.<BR/>Hunting equipment is being scoped out. (Look out now)<BR/>Gravel futures are bumping along.<BR/>Airplanes have gone sky high.<BR/>Parachutes seem to be drifting.<BR/>Frog legs took a jump.<BR/>Medical supplies increased microscopically.<BR/>Jazz sales are swinging right along. Copied.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com