A little preschooler got on the bus one day and told the bus helper not to help her with her backpack because she had her show and tell in there. So the bus helper just shrugged and buckled the little girl into her seat belt. They heard a loud screech! The girl had her CAT in the backpack!
Amy Lindsey
One hot summer day the principal was wearing a golf shirt for the day when a bee buzzed into the open collar of his shirt. He immediately tore out his shirt tail and danced around till the bee flew out. He ran to the restroom and dropped his drawers to tuck his shirt tail in. A little boy stepped into the restroom with his mouth agape. The principal smiled and said, "Haven't you ever seen anyone tuck their shirt in before?" To which the little boy said, "Yeah but I never thought about principals wearing underwear before!"
Jeff Neumannn, Warsaw, IN
I was doing a Character Counts lesson on cooperation. I asked my kindergarteners if anyone could tell me what cooperation means. A little girl raised her hand and said, "Someone in my family had a cooperation and died!"
Vicki Wells, Stuart, FL
A mother was teaching her 3 year old daughter the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end "Lead us not into temptation" she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."
Readers' Digest
I was trying to hook up a laser disc player and was having a heck of a time getting it connected to the TV and VCR. I asked the kids to sit still for a minute and give me a second to fiddle. When I asked them if they knew what fiddle meant, Kelsey stood up and said, "You know...she has to go to the bathroom."
Chris Gulotta, Tallahassee, FL
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