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Thursday, July 13, 2006
Indiana tops US list for terrorist targets?
Evidently Indiana leads the nation with over 8,000 sites listed as potential terrorist targets in a national data base kept by the Department for Homeland Insecurity.
Our favorite target listed is Amish Country Popcorn. Total employees - five.
I know what really happened. The feds called Mitch up and asked him to make a list of Targets. Mitch said, "We don't have that many Target stores in Indiana but I can make a list of smaller outlets that will go out of business after Wally Mart is done taking over the world. "
To which the secretary to the undersecretary who was filling in for the Gal Friday (who was out ill) replied to Mitch, "Sure, like whatever, just have your list here by Friday."
Presto, Indiana now leads the nation in terrorists targets in the top secret world of The Department of Homeland Insecurity.
Everyone feel safer now? :-)
Posted by Superintendent, Dr. Thomas Edington at 2:12 PM